Sounds like you're talking about a pet or something.

[ So she's one of those kinds of girls, huh! The femme fatale tricking and collecting men! He's reminded faintly of a certain frenemy half-succubus he once knew who'd heralded a harem of her own too. She'd always tried one-upping him back in the day. His pettiness from four hundred plus years ago remains. ]

Does anyone here know what you really look like, or are you saving the grand reveal for after marriage? Now I have to watch out and remember that you catfished me too.

[ Like the big manbaby that he is, Dark is brooding because he hadn't noticed Kiritsubo's shapeshifting sooner. ]